Time for another edition of
Red Carpet Lineup wherein we gather up actresses who were photographed at events during the week... and talk about them.
First up is
Famke Janssen because I've been waiting for her
Turn the River follow up ever since the
terrific one-on-one I had with her in early 2008. She's on set in Monaco... for which movie I do not know. Where Famke goes her puppy Licorice is never far behind, so I had to include him (her?) too. It was
recently announced that she'll be reprising her transsexual "Ava Moore" role for the series finale of
Nip/Tuck.
Megan Fox is a phenomenon I haven't yet grasped. I've been playfully arguing about her on twitter.
Screen Rant implied that she should hold her tongue in interviews, since people will lose interest if they start noticing
what comes off of it. I say her faux shocking sound bites are the
only interesting thing about her. After all, "Fuckability" is generally and crassly accepted as a pre-requisite for screen actressing. If you really stop to think about it this means that virtually every famous actress is (or was) a major turn-on for at least some sizable segment of the audience. In a world (i.e. the movies) where everyone is sexy, don't you have to bring something else to the table? What "else", I must ask, is she bringing?
Miranda Otto of "
I am no man" fame didn't end up a huge movie star like so many of her fellow Australian ex-pats but I thought she'd at least end up a TV star. I'm terribly disappointed that her TV pilot "
A Marriage" wasn't picked up. It was by the
Thirtysomething, My So-Called Life, Relativity and
Once & Again team of Marshall Herskovitz & Edward Zwick who are geniuses of the small screen. They have proved time and again to have an enviable grasp of the daily drama of family/marital dynamics. If this new pilot, which co-starred Bruce Greenwood as Miranda's husband, had the depth and humanity of those shows it's a large unseen loss for the audience.
Nicll Kihthhmn! sorry, my speech is apparently unintelligible through the fanboy drool ("anonymous" says it so it must be true!). I'm still so excited about The Lady of the Locks:
The Return of The Ginger. That's another photo from the set of
Rabbit Hole. [
via]
Nicole Kidman ... there, I've wiped away the spittle.
Marcia Gay Harden turns 50 this August. Her career is going better than ever: A Tony for
God of Carnage, a great turn on television's
Damages (will they bring her back for Season 3?). Her new film
The Maiden Heist is a comedic caper with Morgan Freeman. It was apparently shelved due to financial problems (boo) but we'll see her next in Drew Barrymore's roller derby movie
Whip It! We assume Marcia
isn't one of the tough derby bitches but we hold out hope that she miraculously is. Wouldn't it be great to see her body slam into Ellen Page?
Bebe Neuwirth is busy. She just got
married last month, introduced the in memoriam section at the TONYs, and next she'll play Morticia Addams in the
Addams Family stage musical (Spring 2010). She's already training for the part by draining herself of all remaining pigmentation. We see a possible third TONY Award coming her way. She's previously won for
Sweet Charity and for her hugely successful reworking of "Velma Kelly" in
Chicago before Catherine Zeta-Jones got her eager hands on the role. Showbiz careers are so weird. Isn't it a bit curious that Bebe hasn't had a major slam dunk television role since "Lilith" on
Cheers/Frasier for which she won two Emmys? Or a worthy film follow up to her excellent work as a sly cougar in the indie
Tadpole for which she won the Seattle Film Critics Award and a
FB nomination here.
- Would you pay to see Marcia Gay Harden on roller skates?
- Can you see what Megan Fox brings to the table?
- Is there any point in anything Addams Family without Christina Ricci on board?
Speak up. Don't make me talk to myself.
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The theme song sounded like wishful thinking at the time but some dreams do come true. FAME! It really *is* going to live forever. The Fame franchise (what else is it at this point?) began life as a gritty teen drama with music in 1980. It morphed into a family-friendly Emmy nominated television series from 1982-1987 spawning vinyl albums (oh, nostalgia) and tours. Eventually there was an Off Broadway reinterpretation and now, as is de rigeur in Hollywood, a "reboot" with the same performing arts nyc high school setting albeit new characters and teachers (including Broadway/TV great Bebe Neuwirth and "Karen" herself Megan Mulally)
