Haiku Capote

Capote arrives on DVD today so those "i'll wait til it's on video" viewers no longer have an excuse. See what all the fuss was about. In honor of its arrival, here's one last haiku from my Oscar Party (I did not write it).

"If I hear your voice
one more time on the big screen?
I'll throw up on you."

(related posts: Oscar Haikus and Munich Haikus, and Capote boys)

Haiku Capote

Capote arrives on DVD today so those "i'll wait til it's on video" viewers no longer have an excuse. See what all the fuss was about. In honor of its arrival, here's one last haiku from my Oscar Party (I did not write it).

"If I hear your voice
one more time on the big screen?
I'll throw up on you."

(related posts: Oscar Haikus and Munich Haikus, and Capote boys)

More Haiku Fun

Again, I did not write these. Written by guests of my Oscar party 10 days ago. I do not neccessarily condone the views therein ;)

Crash
"Snow falls on L.A.
emotional porno just
leads to shooting blanks"

Good Night and Good Luck
"'good night and good luck'
the film is its own haiku
(...and kind of boring)"

Brokeback Mountain
"Wyoming Relief:
When the pup tent's a rockin'
Sheep no longer scared"

More Haiku Fun

Again, I did not write these. Written by guests of my Oscar party 10 days ago. I do not neccessarily condone the views therein ;)

Crash
"Snow falls on L.A.
emotional porno just
leads to shooting blanks"

Good Night and Good Luck
"'good night and good luck'
the film is its own haiku
(...and kind of boring)"

Brokeback Mountain
"Wyoming Relief:
When the pup tent's a rockin'
Sheep no longer scared"