Do 50 Splits for JCVD

I almost let the day slip on by without wishing the Muscles from Brussels a Happy 50th Birthday. So happy birthday to the Time Cop himself, Jean Claude Van Damme, our Universal Soldier. He hit the big 5-0 today.

He can do the splits and you can't.

 (For a brief moment I considered posting 50 pics of JCVD doing the splits. Then sanity returned.

Or at least I can't.

But even if you can, I think maybe the Cannes Film Festival is not the place. Just sayin'.

This post has been brought to you by repressed 90s memories that came roaring back last night whilst perusing the wacky world wide webs !