Pardon the indelicacy but it pays to boink the director.
Helena Bonham-Carter,
Tim Burton's eternal fiancee, has
landed the legendary role of Mrs. Lovett in his adaptation of Stephen Sondheim's
Sweeney Todd. This after, apparently, lots of A list courtesy auditions for Toni Collette, Cyndi Lauper, Annette Bening, Emma Thompson, and more...
Don't misunderstand me. Helena Bonham-Carter is a fine actress. If this were
The World According to Nathaniel she'd have won the Oscar in 1997 for her sensationally incisive turn in
Wings of the Dove.
But Tim... Tim... Casting your girlfriend in the lead role of a difficult musical? Especially after auditioning other more consistently great actresses who have already proven they can sing superbly? It just seems so... I don't know, Hollywood producer. Not auteur like at all. Are you not taking moviemaking seriously? Couldn't Helena have played the Beggar Woman or something? That's the type of role you used to give your girlfriends: slightly backgrounded or, at most, key supporting and that was fine. A film doesn't live or die by those roles.Now. I had heard that Stephen Sondheim had been heavily involved with the pre-production which confuses me given the casting decisions thus far. Is no one listening to him? Or am I overestimating him? They've announced four actors:
Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham-Carter,
Sacha Baron Cohen and
Jim Broadbent. I actually like all four of those actors. But only one (Broadbent) has proven he has what it takes for a musical. You'll remember that Depp was
dubbed for Crybaby, with songs that are roughly 197 times easier to sing than the ones in
Sweeney Todd.
I wish them all luck. I really and truly do. I hope that the casting powers-that-be know something I don't about this cast. I want this to be great --musicals being my favorite genre and this being one of my all time favorites within it. But I have a terrible sinking feeling...
Previously in my obsession with Sweeney Todd