While doing research in an attempt to combine Nathaniel's fondness for oiled-up torsos, my recent obsession with Mystery Science Theater 3000 and the holiday season, I stumbled across this great moment from Season 3: "A Patrick Swayze Christmas." Inspired by Crow T. Robot's favorite movie, Road House and sung in a charmingly amateurish fashion by Joel and the bots, it's unnervingly catchy. You'll find yourself humming, "Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year," to the confusion and unease of your co-workers. And isn't that what this season is all about?