Readers --let's play a new game. I know that you're sweet on me (have the e-mails, nude photos, and amazon gifts to prove it) so indulge me. When you leave the site, as I know that you do each day after approximately 3.1 minutes of reading, commenting, or lurking, please exit by clicking through to one of the sponsors to your right. I know that you probably want me to stay thin and lovely but I'd rather eat enough to look like Lindsay circa 2004 than Lohan circa 2005 and right now y'all are only paying for like one breakfast at McDonalds. I love egg mcmuffins but Jesus. Fill me up.
