Thursday, March 16, 2006

Things I Learned On the Internet While Suffering From Spirit Crushing Insomnia Last Night

Scarlett Johansson is the prettiest -WWTDD
Malick makes cinephiles glad to be alive -Mainly Movies
The hottest new euphemism is "I prefer dating in Europe" -Defamer
Gretchen smells of Oscar buzz -popbytes
Manatees are (debatably) hip -You Can't Make This Up
Sundays = Supporting Actresses -StinkyLulu

and finally (sigh) yet another sign that Lindsay Lohan is still clueless about her talent and worth. Even after working with Meryl, Kevin, Lily, and Robert Altman for chrissakes (*double sigh*). Seriously. Why does this girl insist on comparing herself to wasted talents (Britney), striving to look just like lesser talents (any Z-Grade anorexic Hollywood blonde), or partying/ befriending no talent celebs (Paris, Wilmer et al). I love La Lohan but girl must have zero self esteeem. She shoulda just kept working at her acting and been a huge movie star her whole life when all of these flashes in the pan were entirely forgotten.