What's that old saying "They don't make them like they use to" That so applies to me. In
my day
animated films were grand. Musical. Plus they had voices. And now look at them --wasting away with flimsy celebrity voice-work (
Monster House excepted --I do love that pretty little Maggie Gyllenhaal, and the grand dames Catherine O'Hara and Kathleen Turner --what voices!)
I see your dumbfounded looks. Now, you think I died? How sweet and naive. I live (as do my pets Flotsam & Jetsam who sent this message your way). Yes, the great characters live forever. Those deaths? --that's all done with movie magic. I love the magic and the movies. Californias right on the water, i'nn't? Don't think this sea witch doesn't appreciate Hollywood, a town full of fame and fortune. A town overflowing with poor unfortunates, like
yourself, longing to be princes and princesses? My dear friends, Hollywood's what I do. It's what I
liiiive for.
Now I admit that in the past I've been a nasty but I've reformed. I don't steal voices anymore. I am a honest spellcaster. People know exactly what they're getting. If they want to trade me their life force for a little
thinspiration ..they've still got their pretty faces! I need all the power I can get for my big comeback. (Pity that those with
the most life force to give won't make these deals. Bah!) But yesssss princesses, this town will
soon belong to me.
-Ursula
tags:
Monster House,
movies,
film,
animation,
Disney,
Anorexia,
The Little Mermaid