Recently discovered rough draft for an ad in the back pages of The Verona Beach Herald:
"Nurse position sought - am a highly enthusiastic and expressive candidate. Will treat your charge with great.teasingloudsmotheringadorationuntil its too late. Due to recenttragiclearning experiences on the job I'll not allow the child to ever venture from my sight, not never. Nor to fall in lovewith no Montaguesnot never neither.Nor to leave her bedroom ever not never neither.
No references(all deceased)."