Celebrating cinematic birthdays for
11/29. Which celebrity would you most like to spank today?
Blond³: Diane, Anna and Cathy
1832
Louisa May Alcott wrote the oft-adapted
Little Women1895
Busby Berkeley, legendary choreographer/director. What would the early musicals have been without him?
1898
C.S. Lewis wrote the
Chronicles of Narnia which were made into unfortunately generic movies. He also wrote
The Screwtape Letters which I personally pray will never see the silver screen despite Hollywood's efforts. Some books just deserve the undiluted perfection of their original form. Sir Anthony Hopkins played him in the weepy bio
Shadowlands (1993)
1901
Mildred Harris, silent film actress and Mrs Charlie Chaplin (for a few years)
1918
Madeleine L'Engle prolific author, most famous for
Wrinkle in Time1931
Shintarô Katsu the original blind swordsman
Zatoichi1932
Diane Ladd, if you don't love her Oscar nom'ed performances in
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore, Rambling Rose and
Wild at Heart, well... what's wrong with you? Please also thank her for birthing Laura Dern
1954
Joel Coen one half of the dynamic duo, the half that's married to Frances McDormand
1960
Cathy Moriarty, Mrs
Raging Bull and hilarious
Soapdish vixen
1962
Andrew McCarthy, 80s star who specialized in treating Molly Ringwald, Ally Sheedy and dead employers like shit
1964
Don Cheadle, porn star, hotelier, War Machine
1964
Tom Sizemore tough guy actor, 90s regular
1976
Anna Faris, actress,
House Bunny, Cameron Diaz mocker
And finally
Lucas Black (pictured left) turns 27 today. He was somewhat famous by the age of fourteen (
Sling Blade) and continued to prove his skill and solid screen presence as he grew up (
All The Pretty Horses, Cold Mountain, Jarhead). He's at a highly castable age now. Come on Hollywood, where are the leading man tryout roles? I'm not sure if
The Fast & Furious: Tokyo Drift counts ...but then, I haven't seen it. Perhaps he botched his chance? Or maybe the film done him in?