Nathaniel: Best Supporting Actress, Monique in Precious! YES. I don't think God votes on the Golden Globes but it's nice of Mo'Nique to thank him for her good fortune anyway.
Best Actress, TV (Comedy) Toni Collette, United States of Tara.
rich: Apparently they have hired professional walkers to get actresses up the stairs.
jensen: keep the tradition of nepotism alive! Miss Golden Globes honors this great tradition.
Nathaniel: Best Supporting Actor, TV John Lithgow in Dexter. Do we think he's one of the most (over?) rewarded performers ever. How many Globes and Emmys and TONYs does he have now?
txtcritic: Do you think John Lithgow is even capable of speaking at a low or medium voice?
Nathaniel: Best Animated Feature, Up. This room is very divided on which film deserved it actually. We have Up supporters, Coraline fanatics and Fantastic Mr. Fox devotees in the (tree) house.
"One thing that can't be bought is a Golden Globe... officially." Hee.
Someone in room: Is that Christopher Walken?
Someone else: Who is Phillip Burke?
Jensen: He's the Dorian Gray portrait Nicole Kidman keeps in her attic.
Nathaniel: Best Actor, Drama TV Michael C Hall, Dexter
Best Actress, Drama TV Julianne Marguiles The Good Wife
Jensen: wearing a Star Trek evening gown.
txt critic: Harrison Ford and the Kingdom of the Wooden Intro
Nathaniel: Best Original Song "The Weary Kind" / Best Original Score Michael Giacchino "UP"
Why does seeing Cher make me so happy?
I'm glad that her farewell tour is over and now she can have a farewell movie. And next a farewell... whatever. I'm just glad to see her again.
Best Miniseries/Movie Grey Gardens. They drowned out their boringass acceptance speech. They used up all their time trying to make it to the stage. The orchestra didn't drown out Mo'Nique. Mo'Nique wouldn't have that!
Best Actress in a Comedy/Musical Meryl Streep, Julie & Julia
T-Bone Streep!
I would like her to win a third Oscar and also to run for Queen Empress of the World.
Though I suppose she already holds that title.
Best Actor in a TV Mini/Movie Kevin Bacon in Taking Chance
Best Actress in a TV Mini Movie Drew Barrymore in Grey Gardens
Drew is so lovely. And sincere. She really is a child of Hollywood. Or a great grandchild of Hollywood. Seriously. The Barrymores!
txtcritic: I'm wildly drunk and should be blogging more. That sentence took six minutes to write.
Nathaniel: Best Screenplay Up in the Air and Best Actor Comedy (TV) Alec Baldwin in 30Rock
Clearly having a party while live-blogging is not working. What are y'all doing out there in the void? Why do the Globes drive everyone to drink so heavily? Are they secretly owned by alcohol companies?
txtcritic: I hereby predict "Avatar" to win zero awards for the evening. But seriously, considering how awesome "Inglourious Basterds" was, how awesome would it have been if Samuel L. Jason played some sort of part? Holy fuck, Sophia Loren just walked on the stage and scared the shit out of me.
Nathaniel: Best Foreign Film Michael Haneke's White Ribbon. Ausgezeichnet!
txtcritic: Revelation: Michael Haneke is capable of love?!
Nathaniel: Best TV Drama Mad Men
Joe: Christina Hendricks should be on the front of a ship.
Nathaniel: Hee.
Nathaniel: Best Supporting Actor Christoph Waltz Inglourious Basterds
Best Supporting Actress TV Whatever Chlöe Sevigny... or as the Globes spell it "Chloí" ??? What the f***? You really should spell your winners correctly. It was one thing on the E! arrival show when they wrote "Julianne More" on a scroll. But at the Globes?
Best Actress Drama Sandra Bullock The Blind Side
Best Actor Comedy Robert Downey Jr Sherlock Holmes
Best Director James Cameron Avatar
Best Picture Avatar
It's all about the box office tonight at the Golden Globes!
This experiment in sorta liveblogging but not live blogging didn't really work. You have to commit. Or be committed. Hope your evening was as fun and high spirited and that you made it home safe afterwards. Good night