Just got a press release through in the post which I'm going to have to type out in its entirety, as it sounds like possibly the best film of all time and is opening on 5th May in the UK (straight to DVD in the States, I believe). Yes, the above is a real production photo. No, I have not changed a single word of the below.
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THREE (15 cert, 94 min)
starring KELLY BROOK, BILLY ZANE and JUAN PABLO DI PACE
directed by STEWART RAFFILL
From director Stewart Raffill, THREE is a sexy, psychological thriller starring Kelly Brook (School for Seduction) and Billy Zane (Titanic).
Wealthy businessman Jack (Billy Zane) and his beautiful trophy wife Jennifer (Kelly Brook) find their holiday cruise cut short when their luxury cruiser catches fire and sinks. Shipwrecked on an idyllic paradise island Jennifer and the attractive Latin boat-hand Manuel (Juan Pablo di Pace) make a shelter for themselves as they await rescue, but they are not alone and when Jack emerges from the water a dangerous love triangle is formed. As Jack's jealousy grows it threatens the fragile equilibrium of their new world and soon they are fighting not only the elements, but each other, for survival.
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I am so there. I bet that equilibrium is really fragile, and I bet the Latin boat-hand is really attractive. But I suspect Zane "emerging from the water" will be the high point, right? Sound like he's really venturing into uncharted territory here, don't you think? What do you mean, no?
