Woe is He

I have been sick now for like three days with one of these nasty summer colds. I'm hating on the congested head, dizziness, fitful--[This interrupted sickbed complaint has been brought to you by Nathaniel's self-pitying boredom whilst shut in for a holiday week. Please talk amongst yourselves in the comments to drown out the coughing, sneezing, and whining noises. Thank you. -Editor]