First up For Your Consideration
"We've met before. Don't even pretend we didn't hook up! I love making you laugh. Please don't hold a grudge that I disappear on you for years at a time. Remember how easily we fall into each other's rhythms: me all goofy and quippy, you all giggly and surprised at my improv curve balls. I'll throw them again, promise: Jennifer Coolidge provides! If you aren't in the mood for broad shtick (cough *EugeneLevy* cough) I'll bring Catherine O'Hara along to work her insanely awesome tragicomedy magic --remember how much you loved that last time? Yes, before you know it that old affection you felt for me will bubble right back up into your heart or your funny bone --same thing I think (?)..."
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...for more on For Your Consideration's indifference, Babel's bossy loving, Casino Royale's sexual swagger, Little Children's potent overcompensation and the touchy feely goodness of Shortbus.
