
Promised you a Golden Globe aftermath discussion. Here's a teensy bitchy excerpt:
NATHANIEL: worst dressed: Cameron Diaz. just a mess.
JOE: Ugh. As I said last night: Advantage, Justin.
NATHANIEL: so true. she didn't bring sexyback to those awards
JOE: No. She's taking sexy away. Forever.
Read the rest for more on the mish-mash of the Best Picture race, the teeny-tiny heartbreaking hotness of Mark Wahlberg, a split decision on Penelope in Chanel, frightening hair trends, and the glorious perfection of Meryl Streep who understands the value of entertaining speech-making in a way that most denizens of Hollywood, an industry built on self promotion and propped up by public relations, mysteriously never seem to grasp.