Janelle Rene has really captured him in all his suave charm. He comes in his own popcorn box (why is that scene from Diner coming to mind?).
He also comes with flowers (so you can pretend he's your date), a cigar, martini, screenplay (the next Alexander Payne?) and an Oscar statuette (so you can give him his own after Jeff Bridges wins).
Even better, Janelle is donating 20% of her proceeds to Hope For Haiti Now! Buy him here.