Thursday, January 11, 2007

Pop Quiz

Question: What was the weirdest movie of 2006?

a: the one by Mel Gibson that's about torturing Jesus ancient peoples
b: the one where Björk and her boyfriend wear squids, play with petroleum jelly and saw off each others limbs
c: the one where Gong Li refrains from eating her sherbet flavored castle but still manages to chew scenery whilst encased in gold
d: the one where Ron Howards daughter pretends she's Daryl Hannah in Splash and M Night Shyamalan declares himself genius and savior of the entire world (which totally pisses Mel Gibson off by the way...)
e: the one by David Lynch
f: the CG musical about penguins

Answer: (highlight to read after you guess)
The Answer is F because seriously... Happy What the Fu** is more like it. Busby Berkley dance numbers, hiphop moves, robin williams voice from multiple bodies, malevolent alien humans, heartsongs, wide environmentalist reform, wholesale Moulin Rouge! lifts, Brittany Murphy loving Elijah Wood (!), hispanic penguins, that sudden jump cut zoom out to outer space. That was some freaky freaky shit. I'm late seeing it but why didn't anyone warn me. George Miller is a nut.