Tuesday, January 15, 2008

63 Become 9 Become 5: The Foreign Film Oscar Hopefuls

Those damn people building that Tower of Babel --trying to stack the bricks high enough to reach the heavens ...pissing Him off. Why they go'n do that? People say that God "confused" our tongues as punishment but I think a case can be made that multiple languages are a beautiful gift of diversity and the true punishment (God being patient and all) is the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences Foreign Language Oscar Comittee. Every year they seem to casually give some masterpiece or another the cold shoulder. Last year both Pedro Almodovar's brilliant Volver (prev post) and the surprisingly entertaining WWII adventure Black Book (prev post) from Dutch provocateur Paul "Showgirls" Verhoeven made the "finalist" list but then were shunned when the nominations happened.


This year's victims: the delightful and fascinating Persepolis and the masterfully executed Cannes winning 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days (good enough to be on my best picture ballot) from Romania didn't even make their 9-wide finalist list. People who have seen this picture will tell you that that's inexcusable. I haven't seen the 9 pictures they did select but I can assure you that it's an artistic impossibility that all are superior to the Romanian film. Few films in any given year are. Argh! I've now gone monosyllabic at the news from AMP ASS.

I can say but this: They suck!

And you know who else does? The distributors who regularly push back Oscar foreign hopefuls until January or February banking on an Oscar nomination that might never come. 4 Months was supposed to open properly in November. Instead, presumably high on dreams of Oscar glory, it got a one week qualifier and settled on a proper theatrical release date to coincide with its Oscar nomination. Which is now imaginary. This happens to films every year. Why don't they just release them directly after their festival triumphs and then hope for the best?

The Nine Foreign Film Finalists...



Austria's The Counterfeiter, Brazil's The Year My Parents Went on Vacation and Canada's Days of Darkness (from Oscar favorite Denys Arcand)
more on these three




Israel's Beaufort, Italy's The Unknown, and Kazakhstan's action epic Mongol
more on these three




Poland's Katyn, Russia's "12" (a riff on 12 Angry Men) and Serbia's The Trap
more on these three


These 9 become 5 next Tuesday morning January 22nd when the Academy names their official nominees in all Oscar categories. My Predictions