- Neil Patrick Harris's opening number. Did it really happen?
- George Clooney escape from his famous attractiveness
- Secret love for Hope Floats
- Smug and sour bitches
- Up in the Air's shutout and Jason Reitman's Oscar future
- Barbra Streisand's diva shit
- Can loving Gabourey Sidibe be wrong when it feels so right?
- Avatar in 20 years. Did the Academy dodge a bullet?
- Shouldn't all of the acting presentations have been famous duos rather than current co-stars (like Pfeiffer & Bridges)?
- Hidden satirical messages
- Nick's competing Precious allegiances
- Navigating the difficult post-Oscar period
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