
But still...
What's infinitely better news than another classic being reworked? A classic being reinterpreted by the one and only Todd Haynes (Far From Heaven), that's what. If you they have to remake classic cinema --and they don't have to but never mind all that -- at least get someone with a true voice involved. Haynes has already made a mini masterpiece by riffing on the films of Douglas Sirk. He's adept at cinema on cinema or any kind of text on text for that matter. But will lightning strike twice? And for the small screen?
Joan Crawford could not be reached for comment but we hear she's pissed.

And you don't want to mess with Joan Crawford.
"CHRISTTTINAAAAA" "KAAAAAAAAAAATE !!!"