- How very wrong will my predictions be?
 - Will Cate Blanchett still win best-dressed even while very preggers?
 - How long will the show run? (I'm guessing very --they planned for a no stars show so they're going to have a lot of extra material... even if they claim they've abandoned it)
 - Will the red carpet catch fire when Javier Bardem and Penélope Cruz walk it together?
 - Which presenter will be god-awful at their job?
 - How will Sally Kirkland ever top this...
 

Will she even try?
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