Saturday, July 5, 2008

Kissing Kathleen Turner

Kathleen Turner was always asking for it in the 80s, wasn't she?


God, I love her. Still. I'd gladly break through plate glass windows to have her knowing that she'd betray me, roll around on beds with her knowing she's an assassin with a contract on my life, fight alligators for precious gems just to woo her, return to high school with her, destroy the home we shared together in mutually destructive broken love rather than leave her side.

Come to me Kathleen! I'll do anything...

So would Falco apparently. Remember him? He wanted Amadeus... Amadeus... Amadeus... Amadeus to Rock him. I don't know how I didn't know this previously but he also wanted to snog Kathleen. Didn't everyone? A reader sent me this link to download his 80s tune "The Kiss of Kathleen Turner" (thx!) Where he obsessively croons
Is this a dream, or is it real
Is this really happening to me
Or is this just fantasy?
In this world theres only one woman
Who can make my dreams my dreams come true
And that woman Kathleen
Its you
I know how he feels.
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