Friday, October 3, 2008

The Many Hoodies of Michael Cera

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JA from MNPP here, with a brief call-to-arms for the actor Michael Cera.

Michael, I say this because I like you very much. Maybe you want to do something somewhat different somewhat soon. Something that doesn't involve A) batting those puppy dog eyes, and B) pull-strings. You've already expressed knowledge of your own current self-created limitations. That is a step in the right direction, good sir. Self-awareness is the on-ramp onto the highway of career longevity!

I say it's time for some villainy. Screw sweet, my friend! Make with some murder! It'll do you a world of good, I swear it. Perhaps a Juno sequel in which Miss McGuff's "witticisms" finally push you over the edge? Or Superbad 2: Super-Stab! I don't know, I'm not making millions of dollars to come up with that crap, you think of something.

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