Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Hair Hell

Hey Suits,
What's up you guys? So... Ummmm, wow, you're weird. First you fire the director of a movie that made $190 million and then you make me beg (wolf howl!) for the role I already played in Twilight for its sequel. Okay, okay, that's history. So two hours in the gym every day. I show up on set with 26 lbs of new muscle and a 6 pack (abs not beer -- I'm 17!!!).


$190 million and you still can't up the wig budget? No you didn't!

Yours (contractually), Taylor Lautner