Lionel Mandrake: I'm perfectly seriously, operator, the president! Yes, the President of the United States. I'm sorry. I haven't got enough change. Could you--could you make this a collect call, operator? Just one second.
They won't accept the call. Have you got 55 cents?
Colonel: You don't think I'd go into the Congo with loose change in my pocket do you?
Lionel Mandrake: Operator, look is it possible to make this an ordinary --ordinary trump cal--well, what do you call it? You know oh...station to station? Oh blast! I'm still 20 cents short.
